hi im shannen

kisslng:

this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was

yomamasalizard:

Brid

yomamasalizard:

Brid

Anonymous asked:
r u nigerian? asking for a friend

yes

babyferaligator:

you can order 4,500 live ladybugs on amazon for less than $20 what a time to be alive

hotlocalsingle:

DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS 

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism


Opening Ceremony x René Magritte

Opening Ceremony x René Magritte

sexhaver:

two sick horses evaluating an orb

sexhaver:

two sick horses evaluating an orb

aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

clcok:

maybe

clcok:

maybe

whiteboywaves:

why would you ask for nudes. go turn off safe search and google titties wtf stone age bitches can’t work a internet